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Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up-up-Dup-da-da-da-up-da-up a second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

We just meant to continue on from that.

Yeah, yeah, cool.

I'm Zoe B.

If you could.

Well, do, um, yeah. Today's topic is... could.

Today's topic is Cockneys.

Applesibase.

My Zoom thought I was playing music.

That's because you have the voice of an angel.

That's true.

You got the voice of a, uh, No, I have hind his lips of an angel.

Oh, that's true.

Uh, what's your favorite cockney rhyming slang?

Mine is have a butcher's, i.e. have a butcher's chook, i.e. have a look.

Oh.

That's great.

That's real good. I'm gonna have a butch's that's the only one let me google it i know apples and pears for stairs

that's a why do we know that one that's such a specific like that's such a baffling piece of cockney

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