Plus, you're a prankster when you're 13.

What if you were like, hey, I need to go through this expensive surgery.

Boom gang.

Oh, damn.

I was going to use that.

Ah, yeah.

You son of a bitch.

The dark tower fucking sucked.

You didn't see it, did you?

None of us saw it, but like, that's all, is, that's going to be a thing. Everyone talking about, man, could you believe the Dark Tower was that bad? And no one will have seen it. Yeah, but I mean, if you asked me, can you believe the Dark Tower was terrible? I would tell you, yes, immediately. Well, there were only three to 500 classic warning signs that the movie was going to be terrible.

First of all, it was like 10 years in the making and it was not heard from until like two weeks ago.

They didn't let any critics see it until like four minutes before the movie came out.

Really?

Yeah, they didn't let them see it until, I think, Wednesday. So that's always so bad as when the people who made the movie were like, man, this movie sucked dick. Right, so it's like they are aware. Nobody was proud of it. Yeah, they're aware that it's bad. That's why all the bad reviews started coming out Thursday.

Yeah. It was like late Thursday night. Right. So it's, they're, they're just essentially hoping, like, hopefully, like, nobody used the internet anymore. And they're basically banking that

their entire poll would be like on the Friday. Yeah. When people just hadn't seen reviews yet.

They delayed the movie so much because they wanted to wait out the internet.

They wanted to wait up.

They wanted the grid to go down first.

They saw that like we were entering a period where people were checking the internet

kind of often and they were like, we definitely can't release the movie when this shit's

going on. So let's wait a few definitely can't release the movie when this shit's going on.

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