Cobb On!

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week, Joe Heenan joins Jason Manford live from Glasgow! Topics from today include... 1 - The Big Moan: Scuba diving with a comic 2 - All of the Awards 3 - Those annoying joke-killers 4 - Proms in the Park - Are you Michael Buble? 5 - Jason introduces some more new Absolute Radio decades stations 6 - What is a ginnel? And other words that only mean something in your area 7 - The Age of Boring, apparently its 39?! 8 - The Poo Grabber 9 - Horny Cat 10 - The Red Balloon Hotel Prank

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bird's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. Sunday mornings, 8 till 11,
0:34.8	Jason Manford on absolute radio,
0:37.6	where real music matters.
0:38.9	Good morning, hope you're very well this morning. My guess this morning is
0:45.6	Joheenin. Hello? Hello? You all right? I thought I'd be extra Scottish. That was
0:50.3	really Scottish. Let's rain the Scots thing in.
0:53.2	Well, I'm sorry of it like.
0:54.6	Because we go all over the UK, not everybody wants to hear it.
0:58.0	All right, okay, fine.
1:00.4	I was doing a show last night, and the person next to me was in the dressing
1:06.2	room next to us separated by a curtain it wasn't like a proper dressing room was the bagpipes
1:11.6	player and he had to like warm up.
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:15.0	And it's funny because often you warm up to get in tune, don't you?
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:19.0	But even after his warm up, I was like,
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