Cole, known for being Suti, famous for being a naughty kid gift. Nobody thinks much about it,

so let's have some holly jolly fun. Let's find out why Cole is secretly incredibly fascinating. Hey, there folks. Welcome to a whole new podcast episode, a podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is.

My name is Alex Schmidt and I'm not alone because I'm joined by my co-host, Katie Golden.

Katie, what is your relationship to or opinion of Cole?

In my stocking every year because I'm a bad person.

I don't know a whole lot about coal.

It is a fuel source.

I know that.

You give it to naughty children.

And it is, when you mine for it, it can be dangerous.

Yeah, that's about where I was.

And I also want to thank listener, this is their username.

Their username is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you.

It's a great username.

And that's them on the UK version of Apple Podcasts.

They left us a very nice review recently and asked for a holiday episode.

So I hope you can hear this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you.

And I hope you enjoy a colon stocking and otherwise episode.

I remember being a smart kid. And you hear the trope of Santa puts coal in people's

stockings and then me and other nerds would be like, but actually coal is valuable as power and

that's basically money and you know, like you flip the interpretation of it. And so you'd go around

punching teachers right in the stomach to get your coal. So you would

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