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Shutdown Fullcast

Coaches as pro wrestlers: 2020 draft

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Time once again for the college football internet's single most reliable content: PICKING COACHES WHO SHOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER Holly, Jason, and Spencer are each managing their own stables, drafting FBS head coaches to build five-man tag teams You, the Podcast Readership, have also filled out a draft board and get a five-coach team of your own Ryan is not here, so we're giving him all the lowest-voted coaches from your draft board Ryan's team will be competing for the Intercontinental title at absolute most Tell a friend about our stupid podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast.

0:06.8

This is the internet's only college football podcast.

0:12.0

If you want another one too bad, this is it, y'all.

0:15.3

Oh God, that was the shutdown full cast music.

0:20.6

Entros.

0:21.6

What would like if we were wrestlers, what would mean would I would want for an opening

0:28.1

song?

0:29.1

I want one that we actually had to sing because the best opening song for any wrestler ever

0:35.0

is the big shows anthem.

0:36.6

Jason, would you like to remind everyone why that is?

0:39.5

Because it appears that he is singing it.

0:42.5

And on Twitter, there is a legendary tweet that says, uh, big show was the damn show in

0:47.4

the booth, Tom Bout.

0:48.8

Well, I enjoy it because of the accuracy and advertising.

0:55.0

Sean Wright, of course, sings his own theme song with whose lyrics are, I'm a sexy boy.

1:00.8

Very excellent.

1:02.9

When he was doing his match against the undertaker and he was the angel descending from

1:06.7

heaven, he was a holy warrior coming down to defeat the devil to the tunes of himself

1:11.4

singing about how sexy he is as a boy.

1:16.7

I get a peer to crucifix on his back, clad in white and a sexy boy.

1:24.0

Normal Tuesday show.

1:26.4

I don't think you'll ever get a better or more accurate one than the big shows though.

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