Welcome. Welcome to you out there. I can't see you look like. I don't know what you look like, but I welcome you anyway. Because that's what welcoming is all about you don't pick and choose whom to welcome

based on their appearance i mean you actually you kind of do many times in life i'm talking about

if somebody's at your door

You open the door

You take a look at that person

And you say

I either will look at this person at my house

Or I will not

Someone you know, sure

A friend A friend of me someone you don't know what if they're a vampire

you've committed a classic rookie mistake.

I'd like to know how long,

the longest a vampire went at a front door

trying to get the person to invite them in.

And did the, you know,

because the person just shuts the door,

oh, how humiliating to be a vampire, right?

You're an ageless supernatural creature.

And you're saying to a closed door,

abe, bit, bit, da, da, da, da.

Mortifying.

It's enough to make you want to tuck your metal into your shirt

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