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Am I the Jerk?

Co-Worker Keeps STEALING MY LUNCH... So I put GHOST PEPPERS in my Food

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

Co-worker steals my lunch, so I put ghost peppers in my food.

0:05.0

So I like to bring my own food into the office, and we have a fridge to put things into, and I have food tubs with my name on them.

0:13.0

A co-worker would sometimes, quote, not see people's names on food and think it was theirs,

0:19.0

so they'd heat it up and eat it and then apologize

0:21.6

after the fact. They did this enough for it to be an annoyance to their co-workers, but not enough for our

0:27.5

employers to really care. This has been happening with my food for once or twice a month. Last

0:33.2

month I'd had enough, and I like spicy food, but I don't bring it into the office, as sometimes I'll let people try some of my food and my cooking. I ordered a bag of ghost chili peppers and put the full bag into a big pot of chili that would last for several days. I took this into the office and had it for lunch every day. Midweek, my lunch went missing, and I was waiting for the person

0:54.8

who was stealing my lunch to get a shock when they ate it. What happened in reality was someone

0:59.8

got sent home sick, and the next day they were off, and I was told that they went to the doctors

1:05.2

for stomach pains. Two weeks went by, and the co-worker who was off refused to talk about it and said HR was involved,

1:13.1

so I knew they were going to try and get me fired. I went home and ordered another bag of ghost chilies

1:18.8

and made another batch of my chili, this time with only one of the chilies in a single tub. I put this in

1:24.8

the freezer and the following Monday I was told I had an HR meeting that

1:28.6

day. I refused and said they needed to give me 24 hours to find someone to come into the meeting

1:33.8

with me, and the next day I had my manager come into the meeting, and I brought in my now-heated,

1:39.5

ghost chili-infused chili. The long and short is, I was told I could be fired for trying to poison the person who was stealing my lunch, and I asked if they admitted to stealing people's lunches, which they did. I then said I have a batch of the chili in question with me, and I like spicy food. My liking spicy food shouldn't stop me from having it at work since it doesn't smell when heated like

2:01.5

fish does, and my manager agreed it was on the person who took my lunch without knowing how

2:06.3

spicy it was, and I shouldn't be held liable if they eat something of someone else's that

2:11.1

doesn't agree with them. My manager and I then ate some of the chili and offered it to the

2:15.8

people in the meeting, some of whom

2:17.6

tried it and agreed that while it was spicy, it was clearly what I liked as I was fine eating

2:22.9

it. The meeting ended and nothing happened. I wasn't taken into another meeting and my lunch

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