Co-Worker Just Chopped My Hair After Saying "It Would Look Great Shorter!" | r/WhatDoIDo
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🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
In today's r/WhatDoIDo story, OP thought her co-worker was jst making harmless small talk about hairstyles - until he suddenly snipped a chunked of her hair off at work without warning. Now HR is involved, the co-worker is acting like it was "joke a joke," and OP is stuck dealing with the fallout while trying to figure out what to do next.
0:00 Intro
0:20 Story 1
3:14 Story 1 Comments
7:00 Story 1 Update
14:41 Story 2
16:46 Story 2 Comments / OP's Reply
19:32 Story 2 Update
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Waffle Gang, I do hope you're well. My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more |
| 0:08.6 | Reddit stories. And if you do love a Reddit story, why not consider? And I'll like, subscribe, |
| 0:13.6 | maybe that notification bell too. And let's crack on with today's first story. Much love, guys. |
| 0:20.4 | Now today's first story does have a trigger warning on it of racism. |
| 0:24.0 | So if you do want to skip the story, please feel free to do so. |
| 0:26.4 | Time stamps are always down in the description and along the timeline below. |
| 0:30.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:31.3 | It's from the What Do I Do? |
| 0:32.6 | Subreddit from Throwaway the Ring Frodo 3 and says, |
| 0:36.9 | co-worker cut my hair after saying my hair would look |
| 0:39.9 | great shorter. |
| 0:41.3 | Ooh, weary me. |
| 0:44.2 | It starts. |
| 0:45.2 | I work remote and thus I can do whatever I like with my clothes and hair. |
| 0:50.0 | I love it even though I'm a bit new to it. |
| 0:52.7 | We have an office in my city that we have events at |
| 0:55.4 | and some non-remote workers work. My co-worker Terry works remote and we meet every Thursday |
| 1:02.2 | morning to interface for projects that cross over our department. Since I've met him, he always has |
| 1:07.4 | commented on my hair in clothes, but it's what eves. But he does often say that |
| 1:13.2 | my big curly hair would look a lot better short and showed me a photo of his wife who has hair |
| 1:18.4 | like mine, but wears it really short. I just don't like my hair short. Sue me, so I just go, |
| 1:25.6 | ah, not for me, I'm afraid. |
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