You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast, and now your host, Ben Folks and Chad Dunnest.

That's right. You're tuned in to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com, Chad Dundas.

And joining us, as always, from USA Today and MMAjunky.com, it's Ben, it's President's Day.

Federal workers have the day off, but we are here recording the podcast in advance of this weekend's UFC 170.

How you doing?

You doing anything fun this holiday?

And the thing about the thing that kind of sucks about our jobs is I never even know about these holidays until I want to do something that's closed or the mail doesn't come or some shit like that. It's got no clue. I feel like I'm totally unplugged. Now, do you

remember when we were in grade school and they used to have the two holidays? There would be like

it was like Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday or something like that? Yes, I do remember

that. Then they, didn't they screw us? They took one of them away and now it's President's Day.

Yeah, it is kind of bullshit.

Also, today you brought staff infection into my house.

Should we talk about that?

Well, I mean, I think the staff infection is kind of beaten down at this point.

I got it under control.

But, uh, yeah, I got, I got a touch with the staff.

But, uh, you know, it happens, man. It happens.

You're, you're not looking quite as bad as Kevin Randleman, but, uh, honestly, uh, when I realized was,

started to come around to the idea that I might have a little bit of a staff infection on my,

my forearm here.

That was the first thing I, I thought of is that hole in Kevin Randleman's body where you

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