You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast.

And now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right.

You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com, Chad Dunnison, and joining me as always.

From MMA junkie and USA today, it's your friend and mine, Mr. Ben, folks. Ben, how you doing this week?

Look, I know what you want to talk about.

I know that you're really excited because you want to sit here and you want to ask about the hat trick I scored in a hockey game last week.

But look, I don't want to make a big deal about it, Chad.

All I ask is just to be treated like any other regular, normal, mortal person.

Just another nobody like you.

Could you just, for the sake of this podcast, just pretend like that's the case for at least an hour?

Jeez.

Did this hat trick go...

Fine, all right, you want to know about it.

Yes, I scored a hat trick in a hockey game.

Did it go down in the intermediate league or the novice league?

That would be the novice league.

Because you're one of these sandbagging motherfuckers that drops back down to the novice

league now, right?

I am one of these motherfuckers challenging himself in the intermediate league where

everybody is way better than I am.

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