You're listening to the co-main event podcast.

And now your host, Ben Polks and Chad Dunniss.

That's right.

Welcome in to another easy listening episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast

i'm chad dundas from espn.com and joining me as always from usa today and mma junkie dot com it's ben

fulks ben how you doing this week i'm great i'm ready for some easy listening as you put it i like that

you know you put your put your lights down low, light some candles,

prepare a nice Italian cuisine, open a bottle of wine,

and put on the co-main event podcast, and you were getting laid for sure.

You know what I'm saying?

You just made it sound way sexier than I had even anticipated when I clicked record.

Oh, yeah.

You can just hear panties dropping all over the world right about now.

Did I ever tell you about the time that I was grocery shopping at Albertsons?

And I was standing in front of the meat display, you know, checking out the meats,

trying to figure out what I was going to make

for dinner.

And this guy who worked at Albertson sidled up to me, doesn't know me from Adam, didn't

say a word to the guy.

And he, he like taps this package of shrimp.

And he says to me, shrimps, dude, guaranteed puss.

No, you have not ever told me that.

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