You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast, and now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right. You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com, Chad Dundas, and joining us, as always, from MMA

junkie and USA. Today, it's your friend and mine, Mr. Ben, folks, Ben, you sit before us today a man who can no

longer father children.

That's actually not true.

Is that not true?

Maybe I misunderstood the parameters of this operation that you have undergone in the interim

between shows.

What you're referring to is the vasectomy that I went and got this past week, but it was

made very clear to me.

It sounds like they don't want any misunderstandings about this.

It's not like they do it and you walk out of there and you're totally free and clear.

You still, you have some, some stockpiles

there that you got to get rid of before they consider you to be no longer basically, you know,

a risk for lack of a better word. Some stockpiles, you say. Yeah. Okay. All right. So how long

does it take before you become infertile? Well, see, here's where I kind of embarrassed myself during the procedure.

You know, the nurse comes in and she's kind of explained to me everything.

Like, here's, don't do this after you leave here today, do this, you know.

And she was like, you know, don't ejaculate for a week after the surgery.

Okay, this is getting graphic. I didn't know we're going to get this graphic. I don't know why you thought it would go any other way. Okay. And then she said in the two to six weeks following that, try to get 15 to 20 in and that way it'll probably get rid of all the stockpiles.

So you're just flushing out the system.

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