You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast, and now your host, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right, you're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host, Chad Dundas from BleacherReport.com.

Sitting alongside Ben Fulks from MMA junkie and USA today. Ben, we're recording a little early

this week. Your wife has some kind of an appointment, I assume with a marriage counselor.

And you are going to, I assume, we haven't talked about this, but you're going to have to go home and watch your children.

You know, you're making an awful lot of assumptions right off the bat.

I'll tell you that.

Well, so you're not going to go home and watch your children?

Is that not what's happening here? Listen, I'm going to go home. I'm going to see what those kids are up to. And, you know,

if they're cool about it, then sure, I'll stay and hang out with them. But if they're going to be

a bunch of jerks, then who knows? Maybe I'll just go out in the backyard and dig a hole or something.

This will be your first time, right? What are you trying to pull right now? First time watching the kids? Listen, I'm a veteran of this stuff by now.

You're going to do any fathering today?

I know what it's like to care for two of them at the same time, Chad.

You do not have any idea what you're in for yet.

That's true.

And one of mine is going to be a boy.

So after that, then I will just continually pull rank on you forever. I'll do the James, the Jim Brown thing from the early UFCs where he's like, talk to me.

I'm just saying right now, you're done for.

There's no way you'll survive this.

This place is already a dump.

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