You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast, and now your host, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right. You're tuned in to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com, Chad Dundas, and joining us, as always, from MMA

Junkie and USA Today. It's your friend and mine. Mr. Ben, folks, Ben, find a place to put your

coffee down there, man. What's

going on? This coffee is terrible. Why do you always stop at the gas station when there are numerous

actual legitimate coffee shops in town on your way over from your house to mine where you could

stop and get yourself an America Chino, an iced latte Grappolino.

You get yourself any kind of fancy $4 coffee drink you wanted,

and yet you always go over to the gas station and get the Smoking Joe special.

I feel like you just answered your own question.

For one thing, you sound like an asshole saying all that stuff.

And for another, you know what this cost me?

Cool, 99 cents.

So it's your tendency to be miserly then is what leads you to drink and then also complain about the bad coffee that you get because you know it's bad. It's worse than usual today. That's my

complaint. Also though, come on, man, how can I go past the punk rock truck stop and not stop in

and see what kind of crazy stuff is happening in there? And it's always something. It's never just

people inside there conducting normal transactions. It's always something weird. I love it, man.

We don't get that stuff where I live in, you know, and there's decent people around. Oh,

you mean up on the hill where they're still trying to pretend it's the 60s?

Up on the south side. That's right.

Over in your neighborhood, people are, they're afraid to admit to their friends that they're

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