You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast,

and now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right.

You're listening to another edition of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com, Chad Dundas, and joining us, as always, from MMA, junkie and USA. Today, it's your friend and mine, Mr. Ben, folks.

Well, Ben, you fresh back from your vacation to Maine.

What do you got to have to say for yourself?

That's your main accent?

Are you?

That's like a 1930s newsy accent.

This looks like a case of clear-cut murder to me, Jessica.

No, when you start up your radio program

where a plucky detective

solves mysteries, I feel like that voice is going to come in handy.

However, if that plucky detective is to be from Maine,

you're in a world of shit, my friend,

because that's not even close.

Just another hard day out on the fishing boat

ayah the a yeah the only part that is even remotely close to what you're going for did your

did your daughter ruin your wife's brother's wedding let's cut to the chase absolutely not she

was adorable uh she i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie to you and say she made it through the whole ceremony i'm not even to lie to you and say she made it through the whole ceremony.

I'm not even going to lie to you and say she made it halfway through. But she did make it down the aisle with the help of her aunt without crying and sat on my lap for at least the first minute and a half.

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