You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast,

and now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right.

You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from bleacherreport.com. Chad Dundas. And joining us, as always, from MMA

junkie and USA Today. It's your friend in mine, Mr. Ben, folks. Well, Ben, you brought Oreos this week just to ensure that we continue to get those pissed

off comments on the website about how distracting it is when we eat during the show.

Listen, people are just going to have to learn to deal with it, all right?

I see this big pack of double stuff Oreos at the gas station.

What do I got to do?

Just walk by that?

Just pretend I didn't see it.

I can't do that.

I'm glad you brought that up because you did, in fact, bring double-stuffed Oreos instead

of just the normal ones, which caused me to wonder how an aspiring athlete such as yourself

is doing on the diet.

You must not have to make weight for the old jujitsu tournaments or anything here anytime soon.

You know, the last time I went and did one of those jihitsu tournaments, I weighed in, they

wrote my weight on my hand, and then it mattered.

Not at all, because there weren't that many dudes, so we just all had to wrestle each other.

So if that's how it's going to be,

damn it,

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