You're listening to the co-main event podcast, and now your hosts, Ben Fulks and Chad Dundas.

That's right. You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host, Chad Dundas from BleacherReport.com.

And joining us, as always, from MMA junkie and USA Today, it's your friend and mine.

It's Ben, how you doing this week?

I'm doing great.

How was the wilderness, Chad?

The wilderness was, uh, it was fine, man.

It was, it's, you know, it's always good to get out there and commune with nature.

You look like a different man.

You look like you've been through some stuff.

Yeah, I've seen some shit.

I've stared down the abyss. Wait, you weren't out there hunting the most dangerous game, man, were you?

Ah, the most dangerous quarry, sir.

No, we...

Now that I think about it, you were being really hazy on all the details about where you're going and what you're going to do.

You just kept saying that you were going to come back forever changed and that I shouldn't tell anyone about it. And I was like, hey, man, before we leave, I just got to stop and pick up this homeless

guy real quick, get him cleaned up.

If anyone asked, I was at the movies with you all weekend.

Yeah, my daughter fell off the deck and split her chin open.

Pretty much first thing.

Nice.

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