What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.

A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.

They think they're better than us?

Who do you think you are?

I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.

She's punishing me.

You destroyed my family.

I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.

A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.

A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.

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You guys can stick around.

Good evening, everyone.

So, Jill Biden is writing a memoir about her years in the White House,

while Joe Biden is writing a memoir about his years in the outhouse.

Speaking of books, amid criticism of her taxpayer-funded security,

Kamala Harris canceled her California book tour,

which means now that she's home, Doug has also canceled his nanny tryouts. Nanny tryouts.

Reports say Iran's new Supreme Leader hasn't been seen in days, so they're making do with a cardboard replica.

Do not laugh. We did the same thing for four years.

Yes.

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