Ladies and gentlemen, today I, Jeff Zucker, with great solace and sadness, announced that

I will be leaving CNN indefinitely.

This is my resignation for those of you who want reasoning behind this.

I had a completely consensual relationship with a colleague, a close colleague of mine,

and I simply did not report that to CNN, even though I'm the head of CNN.

But that's why I'm leaving.

Mr. Zucker, are you sure that this has nothing to do with your network's coverage of Governor

Andrew Cuomo in the midst of him sending sick patients back into nursing homes and resulting

in massive deaths?

Who are you talking about?

Andrew Cuomo?

I don't know who you're talking about.

You know the brother of your former anchor, Chris Cuomo, who gave very friendly coverage

to his governor, brother?

I devoured in scandal.

I don't recall meeting an Andrew Cuomo over or a Chris Cuomo over.

So I don't know who you're talking about.

There are also sexual allegations against our Andrew Cuomo.

And speaking of sexual misconduct, you also have a contributor named Jeffrey Tuben that

may ring a bell.

Do you have anything to say about him?

I know nothing about Jeffrey Tuben.

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