Basing your seatbelt is going to be a buggy rock.

Chrissy is hilarious.

Chrissy, have you ever heard of the comedian Basha K Ali?

No, that sounds like something you yell at before you blow up a plane.

30 seconds remain. I have to say I doubt the whole stand up to something.

I haven't been disrespectful with you all. I was scared confused by the title,

everything everywhere all at once,

because that's also what we call it when an ass takes off a shirt.

Oh!

Woohoo!

I shouldn't be up here.

I should be in school

with the other side of the ocean.

Hello.

Welcome to the Chrissy Bayer podcast.

I am your host with me, Chrissy Mayer. If you're not subscribed on YouTube, just get out. Get out of here right now. And don't come back till you've subscribed. You can listen to this podcast anywhere. Spotify, SoundCloud, Rumble, Rockfin, Twitter, Twitch, Facebook even. Sometimes Facebook removes my show and they'll say it's hate speech.

But they won't give a reason why.

Oh, Facebook, you're only good for two things, seeing how fat people from high school have

become and buying and selling used furniture.

Anyway, I have a bunch of shows coming up.

Come see me do stand-up.

Yes.

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