you're probably wondering why i've gathered you are here what do you mean gathered us here i was

asleep upstairs and i heard this racket and i come down and i see you and sir nigel drunk on my couch

and watching scrooged on your laptop this This is non-alcoholic vodka, sir.

See, look, the point is, listen, you guys, I've got some very exciting news.

You know what we're going to do?

We're going to record a special Christmas podcast.

When?

Right now.

It's one in the morning.

I know.

It's exciting, right? Here, take your script.

Here's yours, Chad, and one for you, Sir Nigel. Thank you, sir. Since when do we use scripts?

We just sit around my kitchen table and talk. The about section on the website even says the

CME is an quote, irre reverent, unscripted discussion.

See, that's the regular CME, Chad.

This is the special Christmas edition of the podcast.

Matter of fact, don't even think of it as a podcast.

Think of it more as a radio play.

I call it an MMA Christmas Carol.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Very creative title, sir.

Thank you.

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