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Fairy Tales with Granny MacDuff

Clumsy Hans

Fairy Tales with Granny MacDuff

Little Ears Media

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids

4.4933 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

When Hans’s brothers set off for the palace to compete for the princess’s hand, they laugh when he decides to follow. After all, what chance could he possibly have? But Hans may be the one who surprises everyone, including the princess.

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1:01.6

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1:06.1

Good evening, children.

1:08.1

It's Granny McDuff, ready with a story.

1:12.2

So make yourselves comfy,

1:24.3

and I'll begin. Clumsy Hans. Once upon a time, in the countryside of a large kingdom,

1:30.8

there lived an old squire and his two sons. The young men were quite witty,

1:41.3

and they knew it. In fact, they thought themselves too clever for words. One day, the old squire's sons decided they would go to the King's Castle and propose to the Princess.

1:47.0

Like all the other young men in the Kingdom, they were welcome to do so,

1:51.0

as the Princess herself had put out a decree that she would take, for a husband,

1:57.0

the man who had the most to say for himself. For eight days they prepared.

2:04.6

The brothers had many accomplishments.

2:08.6

One knew the entire Latin dictionary by heart,

2:12.6

and every piece of news in the kingdom for the last seven years.

2:18.3

The other had studied all the articles of law and knew what every lawyer would know.

2:25.3

He was also skilled in sewing and could fix just about anything, horseshoes included.

2:33.3

Otherwise, the brothers knew almost everything about everything.

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