Clown Momento

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2014

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Cash and TJ talk about unicorn whales, Miami Vice, Flashdance, popping and locking, sleep charting, adult onesies, sequined straws, juggling, eyepatch pilots, ejaculation options, sex interrupted, The All American Red Heads, and ask the question, “Why are dogs so interested in bestiality?” Listen to this episode, erase your mind, repeat…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:05.0	Nertist.com.
0:08.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.6	Intelligent-ish.
0:28.8	This is caching in with t.J Miller
0:39.1	alive
0:40.1	alive Alive! Are you eating a human person? Well, the plane went down and I'm...
1:03.0	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what happened?
1:04.3	Why are you here?
1:05.4	The plane, I was on a plane that went down
1:08.4	and I'm out here in the middle of the forest.
1:10.4	I had no options.
1:11.6	I've been out here for at least two or three days.
1:14.3	The guy gets hungry and I'm just trying to survive. I'm trying to do what it takes to survive.
1:20.3	The Billygo thing? Here's the thing. To eat things sort of make a Billy
1:24.8	pig.
1:25.4	Alive! You don't know what it's like to go down on an airplane. Wait, were you on the same flight?
1:30.4	No, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing no, no, I was just going to say you're only, you didn't
1:36.6	need to eat, you're only about 15 miles away from one of the best resorts in Central Nebraska.
1:42.8	What?
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