Clout Chasing with Congressman Eric Swalwell

Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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🗓️ 19 October 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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This week, goals were met and hearts were touched, because an actual real-life member of the United States Congress came on the Podcast. It was (year to date) the biggest clout grab in Dumb Gay Politics history, and also the fastest. The interview with Congressman Eric Swalwell tops out at a whopping 27 minutes long, but the length of time doesn’t matter. What matters is that he’s one of the top 5 best looking people to ever be elected in the history of the House of Representatives. *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare *** Tickets for our LIVE SHOW in Atlanta*** https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dumb-gay-politics-podcast-live-tickets-193968664497 DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** TOMBOYX: Get 20% off at Tomboyx.com *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get $5 off a Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** LEA BLACK SKINCARE: Save $100 on a box while supplies last at LeaBlack.com/Jeff ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Comedy *** Starburns Audio *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics America's gotten kind of white
0:06.4	But we're not gonna let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast a dumb gay political podcast
0:12.9	We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack that's why it's a dumb gay podcast
0:19.4	A dumb gay political podcast
0:22.4	Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit
0:25.9	I mean, are we gonna die? I don't know. I-I-I-you're extreme I am extreme. It's all shit
0:38.9	Uh-oh, this shit is bananas B-A-A-A-A-A-A-S, this shit is trumpet husk T-R-U-M-P-A-N-S
0:48.9	What? I don't know. I don't even know
0:51.9	Hey everybody, welcome to dumb gay politics, I'm Julie
0:56.9	And I'm Brandi
0:57.9	And this is the podcast where we talk about the week in politics like we're talking about reality TV
1:02.9	And we have a congressman on today, it's really happening this time
1:07.9	It's happening. I mean, we at least, you know, anything could happen in the last second I suppose
1:14.9	The shit is on and it's popping and we are a s-a-a-ick. Would you say that we've arrived? We've arrived. Everything's changed now. I'm gonna move. I'm gonna get a house. I'm getting my dream car.
1:26.9	Are you gonna have a small pool? I'm gonna have a small pool that I do tiny laps in every day. I'm going to hire a personal trainer, a personal vegan chef
1:35.9	I object to the personal trainer
1:38.9	Okay, we won't get the trainer. I won't get a trainer, but I will get a chef who's gonna cook all the good foods for the new trends
1:44.9	And I'm going to get fit and have the best last 10 years of my life
1:50.9	Well then, I think we've arrived. We are doing our live show in Atlanta. I mean that thing looked, it was dead in the water
2:00.9	It was, it had been fished and thrown back in
2:04.9	It had been beaten with a club. It was popping around, someone said, should I put it out of its misery? Someone else said
2:10.9	They don't even bother because now it is a hook in it and you ruin its liver and we can't even eat it
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