Cloth Bag is Real Bag, with Chris Fairbanks

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

We're kicking off this year's MaxFun Drive with comedian and co-host of Do You Need A Ride? Chris Fairbanks, who talks to us about rubber stamps, kids stacked in a trench coat and much more.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.0	Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.
0:11.0	It's Jordan, Jesse Goe, I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart.
0:14.4	Jordan Morris Boy Detective.
0:16.2	Jordan? Yes. I wish you this year and of course every year. A happy Max Fun Drive.
0:20.8	Happy Max Fun Drive, Jesse.
0:22.5	The Max Fun Drive angel visits each of our listeners at this time of year to sprinkle her
0:28.2	angel dust upon them.
0:29.7	Gives them a kiss on the forehead and whispers when they will die into their ears.
0:36.5	Jordan Jesse Go has always been known as the angel dust of podcasts.
0:40.3	Right.
0:41.6	People are always listening to Jordan Jesse Go and then lifting cars.
0:45.6	Right. Enjoy our podcast and take apart your watching machine.
0:49.4	Screaming and jumping through windows. Is that meth?
0:53.0	Whatever.
0:54.0	Whatever, it's fine.
0:55.0	It's fine.
0:56.0	The point is this.
0:57.0	It's Max von Drive, so steal some copper, sell it and support Jordan Jesse.
1:02.0	Dig a hole, who knows why.
1:04.0	It is okay.
1:07.0	So Jordan Jesse Go, of course, supported by membership.
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