As a guy, what would you do if the hottest girl in your high school randomly came up to you and told you to follow her and said nothing else?

God.

I would follow her.

Even as a girl, I'd follow her.

Do you have to call your mom and ask if it's okay first?

I don't know.

I'm talking about yourself in high school, Jeff. I'm just asking a general question.

That's exactly what happened to one of our listeners back in high school.

And what transpired next led to one of the greatest mysteries of his entire life.

Whoa.

And now, seven years later, he still can't stop thinking about it.

And he just wants to ask her one thing, why me?

Whoa.

We're gonna try and help him answer that question and a few others when we do your closure call.

Oh, I love it.

It's coming up. Next.

It sounds like a movie, but apparently it goes on in real life.

What happens when one of the most attractive people in your high school ends up hanging out and getting together with one of the least attractive kids in class?

Oh, it does sound like a movie.

Oh, my God, it's when pigs fly.

Well, Brooke, I'm going to give you one guess which one we have on the phone today.

The most or the least attractive kid in school.

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