It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and this is one of the most popular segments on our show right now.

Yeah.

What is it?

Shockingly, because it's one of the more serious ones that we do, where our listeners can get some resolution in their lives.

It's called closure call.

Yeah.

And some people will advise you, let the past be the past.

But not here.

We like to dig the past up.

Dust it off, throw a mustache on it,

prop it up for everyone to see and take cute pictures with.

So funny with a mustache on the world.

I like it.

That way we can get some much needed finality.

And one of our listeners, Peter, is on the phone today, hoping to prop up his mustache-eowed past. So, Peter, good day, mate. Hey. Hey. Now it has an accent? Good day. All right. Peter, the past has an accent. I like it. How are you doing, Peter? I'm pretty good. I'm excited to be here, and I think this is a really great thing that y'all are doing.

Good.

I'm going to be here, and I think this is a really great thing that y'all are doing. Good. Okay. So tell us about why you emailed us. What happened in your past? Yeah. Well, I had this buddy back in my 20s. His name was Arlo, and we used to hang out all the time. Like, you know, we did the bars. We picked up girls.

We did video games. Brooke real quick, did you ever sleep with an Arlo? I didn't. Oh, okay. But I would have. Sounds like a fun guy. You know, like everyone's going to party with Arlo. Am I right? Arlo is a cool name. Yeah. Sounds like Brooks type. So what happened with Arlo? He was. He was fun.

Well, wouldn't I, you know, he cried. Right? Arlo is a cool name. Yeah. He sounds like that's tight. So what happened with Arlo?

He was.

He was fun.

Well, wouldn't I, you know, he crashed at my place in the next morning. I get up and he's not there. He's not on the sofa. Like it was kind of like his sofa, right? It's where he slept. Oh, okay. So that would be unusual for him to be gone the morning after drinking.

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