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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I like Google Meat. Yeah, man. Why? I like it a lot better. You can do a whiteboard. We don't need to do a whiteboard. We can look, I can get it. I can start a poll. Oh gosh. I guarantee you that over the next 10 episodes, we will not use the whiteboard function once. So whatever makes you happy, but I'm just saying it's pointless. |
| 0:21.8 | So here's what we need. |
| 0:23.3 | Here's what we need. |
| 0:23.9 | When we do live events, all right, we need to... |
| 0:26.9 | When we host a math class on the podcast. |
| 0:29.5 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:30.4 | We can... |
| 0:30.7 | A jam file? |
| 0:34.1 | Patrick, I'm a married man. |
| 0:35.4 | I can't open any jam files. |
| 0:36.9 | I can't jam. I can't open any jam files. |
| 0:37.9 | I can't jam. |
| 0:39.0 | I can't jam. |
| 0:40.0 | This is ridiculous. |
| 0:55.7 | Welcome to the Crunch. It's the only podcast that requires no money down and guarantee zero percent APR for the first five years. It's your boy, Ethan. And I'm Patrick. How you doing? What's going on? |
| 1:01.4 | I'm doing great. Did you notice that I turned on closed captions? No, I didn't. It's doing a really good job. |
| 1:08.0 | Stop. The features are distracting from the quality of the show. |
| 1:13.6 | Yesterday, the other day someone from America asked me if I do transcripts of the podcast. |
| 1:18.0 | If you didn't know that there was a magazine named America, that's just kind of a funny sentence. |
| 1:22.1 | That is a really funny sentence. Someone from America magazine. Someone from America magazine asked me if we do transcripts of the podcast, and I said no, |
| 1:32.3 | but now that we have closed caption abilities, we can do transcripts, the podcast, Ethan. |
| 1:36.9 | Can we? |
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