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Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Fresh off a two week break that wasn't really a break at all, Julie & Brandy dive right in with President Trump and his on-again/off-again meeting with North Korea. They lighten things up with a (much needed) visit to the Ladies Room, and a verdict from Judge Julie, before breaking down the latest drama with Trump & the NFL. It's an episode filled with things that no one knew they needed to care about, so listen at your own risk. This sh*t barely makes sense, and is sure to piss you off, either way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.5	That's audible.co.ukesl-wondery.
0:11.9	Uh-huh. It's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics. America's gotten kind of whack, but we're not going to let it go down that, because we got a dumb gay podcast, a dumb gay political podcast.
0:24.7	We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack.
0:29.1	That's why it's a dumb gay podcast, a dumb gay political podcast.
0:34.2	Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit.
0:41.6	Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit I mean, are we gonna die?
0:45.7	I don't know.
0:47.2	You're extreme, I am extreme.
0:49.5	It's all shit, uh-uh, this shit is bananas, B-A-A-A-N-A-S, this shit is Trump and a a a a s this shit is trumpus t r you m p a n a s what i don't know i don't even know
1:05.0	hello everybody welcome to dumb gay politics i'm julie and i'm brandy and this Hello, everybody.
1:12.7	Welcome to Dumb Gay Politics.
1:13.5	I'm Julie.
1:14.5	And I'm Brandy. And this is the podcast where we talk about politics like we're talking about reality TV.
1:21.0	Happy Memorial Day, Meow.
1:23.1	Have Memorial Day.
1:25.2	Have Memorial Day.
1:27.1	Do you too? Have a Memorial Day. Yeah, everybody else was drunk at a
1:31.3	barbecue on Memorial Day and we were drunk here at our job with no salary. That's correct. I will
1:38.0	never forget this Memorial Day. A guy here had a barbecue with all his fucking friends and its kids and they were running in
1:46.6	the hallway and banging and banging and banging and banging and yelling and smoking pot and drinking
1:51.7	and I was going to lose my mind.
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