Close Encounters Of The Absurd Kind
HOLOSKY PODCAST
Holosky Podcast
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Between the 1950s and 1980s, witnesses around the world reported encounters not with wise cosmic beings—but with confusing, aggressive, and sometimes downright silly aliens.
In Venezuela, gangs of 3-foot hairy dwarf-aliens spent months jumping people, throwing rocks, blinding drivers with beams of light, and escaping in round UFOs like pranksters with a getaway car. Knives, guns, fists—nothing worked on them.
In Minnesota, a teen tried to tip over a landed UFO and was confronted by tiny metal tripod creaturesthat stared at him like robotic hamsters before waddling back into the craft and flying away.
In Poland, a farmer gave aliens a wagon ride, got politely invited aboard their craft, undressed for an exam, then went home like nothing happened.
In Voronezh, USSR, a huge UFO landed in a park, 10-foot aliens froze a kid with a stare, vaporized a teenager, then brought him back and left—witnessed by crowds and reported by Soviet state media.
These aren’t wise space elders.
They’re cosmic hooligans with UFOs and zero social skills.
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| 0:00.0 | No, |
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| 0:07.0 | No, I get there. |
| 0:23.6 | No, I get there. The |
| 0:40.3 | The Welcome back to the hollow sky podcast. |
| 1:12.0 | We are your host. |
| 1:12.7 | I'm Stephen. |
| 1:14.0 | And Kyle. |
| 1:14.9 | And it's Monday HoloColt. |
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