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Oh! Hello, everybody. Welcome to another glorious episode of the history hyenas. Yes, we spell it with two H's. I am sitting here with my co-host, who is also my co-worker. We're at work. Yes, this is work. This is what men do now. Yeah. This is a man's job. Yeah, we picked up our lunch pills. We said to our wives, we're going to work. We're coming here to cursing the microphones. Yeah. And our nervous system just goes,

when are you going to really work? Yeah, our nervous system doesn't know. They're like,

where, why are we not running away from tribes and animals? What are we doing? Why are we men taking paternity leave? We don't need to be on paternity leave. That's what women do. I didn't do anything

to create the baby. Yeah. But then a man will say, you know what? I need six weeks for me. And then the human brain says, okay, we're going to cut the penis off and become a woman then, I guess. And then that's when you join the Penn State Swimtee. That's exactly how it happens. Yes. And that's exactly the anatomy of that situation described perfectly by a scientist who's a gender studies professor. I am a professor. Yeah, you're a professor of gender studies and that's exactly how it goes. And yeah, the nervous system is going, why are you even sitting down? Yes. Women are supposed to be sitting down. Yeah. I guess like nobody whose male would ever have an anxiety attack if he sat down and started knitting because then the nervous system knows that's a woman it's supposed to be sitting yeah or if you're standing and then there's hot flames coming here's she's cooking it's what it's what it's what it is it's what it is yeah because here's the truth we're supposed to be running here's the truth i love my kids you love your kids but nature doesn't really want us there they just banging more women. Yeah, and this is the situation. Should we just edit that part out?

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