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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Live from Flappers in Burbank, Greg preaches on performance-enhancing drugs, The Panama Papers and Planned Parenthood.

Transcript

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0:00.0

any

0:25.2

refuge

0:27.1

onwards

0:29.2

a comedy club located here in the Ikea district here in Burbank, which is almost indesernable

0:34.2

for many other district in Burbank.

0:36.8

This is the mall area of Burbank.

0:38.4

There's a giant furniture store that I can't remember the name of.

0:40.6

There's an in and out burger in a car park.

0:42.8

It's everything that Burbank has to offer.

0:45.0

White people having a good time walking around to different corporate chain stores and

0:50.0

stuff like that and then going to buy expensive cups of juice in a city where there's no smokey

0:54.0

on the streets.

0:55.6

This is the future of California ladies and gentlemen.

0:58.6

The weather here is always a thousand degrees hotter than where I live over the hill.

1:01.8

I live in civilization.

1:03.8

We're in Hollywood.

1:05.4

We're out here.

1:06.4

I'm joking.

1:07.4

Please, please be sensitive and show the whole goddamn world that you have no sense of humor

1:12.4

about yourself.

1:13.4

Be my guest, all right?

1:15.4

I was in Glasgow a couple of weeks ago and took the piss out of them.

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