Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, is it? A man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Taylor, put it on the poll right now at Stugat 790.

Who is the boss in our relationship?

Is it Taylor or is it me? Just put who's the boss?

Me or Taylor? Because I spoke to you like an hour ago and I was ready to go, ready to record.

I'm on vacation, by the way. I'm with my family. You know this. And I called you and I said, I'm ready and I'm ready right now.

And you said, okay, then you hung up the phone and you said, I need an hour.

And I'm like, you need an hour.

I'm your boss and I'm the one who's on vacation.

Yet it is you who needed an hour.

You know what you did there, right?

Yes, yes, I do know what I did,

but the dilemma that I ran into is I didn't know since you are on vacation what your schedule

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