Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Okay, Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. Start thinking about your nominees for a round of Don't Be a Dick as we try to save pools all summer long here in Southern California and beyond. We will accept your open nominees coming up in a few moments for a brand new round of Don't Be a Dick pool people. But first, we have a goat line here at K. Rock. You can use it when we're not around or if we are and you're too shy to get through or can't get through. That number, Allie, what is it? What? The goat line number. What's the number? Are you here? What? Are you high right now? What's going on? This is your little thing. Finish your whole thing. I'm not listening during this. Oh, okay. I can tell. That's why. Just get through your stuff. 844-9-56, go.

That's what I was going to say, right?

Let's unload Go-Together. And here's some of the many messages that we're waiting over the weekend, long weekend. Go ahead. Hey, Klein Alley Show, what's going on? This is Jason from Lakewood, your favorite out insider. It's been a while, but I heard you drop in some names again on In and Out.

First of all, yes, congratulations, number one again.

But speak to the next to... Ending Out Insider. It's been a while, but I heard you drop in some names again on In-N-Out.

First of all, yes, congratulations, number one again. But speaking to the subject matter at hand,

is fine eating dog food? This is because I mentioned that occasionally I order the puppy

patty for my dog and then we'll eat the puppy patty because it's less messy for me to eat while driving.

Even if it's human grade, it's still dog food. It's food for dogs. It's not dog food. It's called a puppy patty. Yeah, it's a good gimmick they have. So you don't feel like a loser when you go there and you eat with your animal. You're like, oh, something for me, something for you. Sorry to say no, he is not.

So the pup patties, or a patty for a dog as it's ordered is just the same old beef pie that goes on all the burgers. The only difference is they just don't season it with salt and pepper, so that way it's not detrimental to the dogs or because dogs don't like seasoning. I don't know. Yeah, but what I do is I grab one of those, the spread packets that you can get,

and I just squeeze in the middle, and I kind of fold it like a taco and eat it. Don't worry, I have a workaround. Yeah, I know that that's intended for dogs. I know you've come up with a system to make it healthy for dogs, but I figured out a way to eat the puppy patty by myself. And yeah, the first few times you do it, you do feel like a loser.

Are you saying you've done it many times at this point? figured out a way to eat the puppy patty by myself. And yeah, the first few times you do it,

you do feel like a loser. Are you saying you've done it many times at this point? Many would be

an exaggeration, but like more than 10. That's many. That's many? That's many. More than 10 is many?

How many pup patties that you bought were actually given to your dog? To date zero, but eventually he'll get... No, he's gotten a puppy. One time we split one, he got half. But for the most part, I eat the puppy pad. But in any case, no, Klein did not eat dog food. Thank you. That's the most... If you remember anything for the message, guys, just remember Klein did not eat dog food,

which is something Omar can't say about himself. It's true. Although one time I did accidentally buy the Ben and Jerry's dog ice cream. How did that taste? Not great. But that I did eat, and I did finish. It was a mini pint. I thought it was a little travelizer, and it was meant for dogs. Yes, he is still a disgusting animal for eating food that was meant for a dog.

There you know.

And yes, he still likes little boys. Oh, man. That's false or not true. I just go around grooming young boys. Let's go over to Ben and Jerry's. See who's hanging out there. That's all very out of context, guys. The stuff you're saying is very out of context.

Next message on the go line.

Hey, sweet tidbits.

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