CLIP- The Poop Purge
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. The following thing you're about to hear is either going to be the dumbest and or smartest thing that we've ever discussed on the show. And I'm warning you in advance. You will definitely hear this and within five seconds go, wow, this is so dumb or this is kind of genius. |
| 0:43.1 | Just another day. Slippery slope. But as some people are attempting to organize their lives as we |
| 0:48.7 | head into summer, only a few days left of May, goodbye, May Gray, hello, June gloom, and then summer is here. Some people are still |
| 0:56.6 | behind or in the process of the spring cleaning slash spring organization. And a few years |
| 1:02.5 | back, it was Marie Kondo that told everyone, if it doesn't spark joy, throw it out. And she was |
| 1:07.4 | this whole declutter movement, let's all become minimalist i remember one time |
| 1:11.8 | getting home there's nine boxes that were delivered from amazon and the first box was a book |
| 1:16.8 | that my wife had ordered on minimal minimalism and i was like already you've failed i don't know what's in |
| 1:22.1 | the book this is a lot of clutter over here by the door if you've ordered nine boxes of stuff and the first |
| 1:26.3 | boxes of book on minimalism i'm telling you right now you are not ready to be a minimalist. But I remember when the Marie condo thing hit and that was like right around COVID, right? And everybody was like, this is perfect. Yeah, because everyone's going. Perfect use of my time. Everyone's going through their drawers. You know, usually you have a drunk box that becomes a drunk drawer that sometimes becomes a drunk room a junk room |
| 1:46.0 | just like a two to three day process but i i still do some of the marie condo stuff there's a new |
| 1:50.8 | method now that they are saying is the real way to determine what in your life you should keep and |
| 1:56.0 | what in your life you should throw out immediately and that's the hardest thing for everyone because |
| 1:59.8 | no one's to throw anything out that they think is either going to have value later |
| 2:02.6 | or that they're going to want later, or you've got that old Halloween costume you're holding on to because eventually you'll be invited to some sort of a theme party. You're like, I'm not going to go out and buy a new cowboy hat. No, I'm not going to throw away a banana split costume. And anyone who had a, well, that one you should chuck because it was stupid to begin with. |
| 1:59.7 | No, no, it's always a hit. |
| 2:01.0 | Never a hit. |
| 2:01.5 | Banana at a party is always a hit. |
| 2:03.1 | Never been a hit. banana split costume and anyone who had a well that one you should chuck because it was stupid to begin with |
| 2:17.5 | no no it's always a hit never a banana at a party is always a hit never been a hit |
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