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And one of those things is the talk.

When the kid gets to a certain age, you want to make sure that they don't end up impregnating anyone to get themselves pregnant. Oh, I never had that. We never had the talk. Neither of our parents gave us the talk. So here we are messed up as adults because we were never given the talk. But I think that the things you're supposed to teach kids, in order of importance, I think, is how to tie their shoes.

Wipe your own ass. Wipe your own. Don't you figure that out on your own or just have someone to teach you that? I don't know. I don't think my kid has any idea how to go about doing that. Well, it runs in the family. I know how to wipe my ass. Oh, you do? I'll pull that clip. No, you don't wash your hands. That's right. That's right. You only know step while the process, the two-part process. But the teaching the kid to ride a bike, I think, is a time-tested job of a parent to do at some point. You're supposed to say, hey, here's how you ride a bike. Now, I don't, once again, I do know how to ride a bike.

You have to teach someone to ride a bike is a whole different thing.

Whole different thing.

And my kids are now at a point where my wife's like,

I can't believe they don't know how to ride bikes. You never taught them like that. Yeah, your older one doesn't know how to ride a bike by now? No, never taught them. Oh, damn.

That's old.

She's eight, right?

I tried at one point and she fell and she said, I don't want to do it.

Put the training wheels back on.

I put them back on. Oh, wow. And then once you get on those training wheels. So she's the eight. You didn't a teacher how to persevere, like overcome it? What the heck are you doing over there? I quit and you're like, great. Great. I got these training wheels. I paid extra for them. Let's put them back on.

I had to buy no more bike stuff.

Finally, yesterday was the day that I said, let's go. We're getting the bikes. Did they show initiative for that? No, they didn't want to do it. And in fact, I was reading some stuff online. Like, how do you teach them to ride a bike? I even Chad GPTed it as well.

And they said the first thing is they have to actually want to do it.

If they don't want to do it or don't want to learn to do it,

I think that's overrated.

You can't force it on them.

And I was like, GPT it as well. And they said the first thing is they have to actually want to do it. If they don't

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