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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

CLIP- Staying in Your Car

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.3

Hey Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. And as much as I hate people that make their way to their car when you're looking for a parking spot and then they just

0:37.8

sit in their car. It's so infuriating and you don't know if they don't give you a signal or they

0:42.2

don't wave you off. You sometimes wonder, are they going to sit there for hours or are they

0:46.5

going to just put on their makeup? Are they eating a sandwich in there? Why are they not leaving that

0:50.7

spot? But then recently, I found myself sitting in my car for an hour not

0:58.2

making your videos not no not making videos thank you alie no just too short just at least three

1:05.1

hours here's another thought i have uh sitting in my car a part's car i am a hero i'm donated to the fire guy that guy. That was sarcasm. That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is. It's like I'm listening to myself. It's the voice inside my head all day. Do you find yourself, and I know you've said this before, that sometimes the greatest move you can do when you're driving home, you think you get home, get in your driveway, get out, go inside your house.

1:30.6

But sometimes giving yourself a buffer five minutes, ten minutes in your car.

1:35.2

That's when I want to stay in my car,

1:37.4

is when I have arrived home,

1:39.3

especially if there is a child and stuff waiting inside.

1:42.6

And I don't want to immediately be on I will sit in

1:46.6

my car until they know I'm in there and you but you get spotted you actually you that's a

1:52.1

sucker because you actually pull all the way home you don't stop three blocks short no you actually

1:57.5

pull into your own driveway and sit no I don't just pull pull over randomly on the side of the road and sit there.

2:02.8

That's what I did, and it's awesome. So you weren't taking up someone's parking spot? No, well, I always feel guilty doing that, especially. There's a lot of spots I don't care. I'll sit in the car. But what I found, and I think this is going to be my new mobile office, I'm just going to sit in my car for hours on end.

2:00.0

I actually think it's great.

2:01.3

I think that you'll need another ass procedure if you do that. No, I think it's, I think it's, isn't your car electric? You can't do that. Well, I do have to occasionally turn it off. And sometimes I do have to plug in, but during the summer, that's going to be impossible for you.

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