Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show.

Today is not going to be a great day for me, and hopefully your day will be better because

you get to laugh at my uncomfortability that we'll be taking place

during the nipple piercing after the show. Why are we doing it? Great question. I don't really know

anymore. You did this to yourself if you remember. You said if we raise $5,000, I will pierce a nipple.

And then we raised $5,000 and you must pierce a nipple. Yeah, but we didn't really raise $5,000.

We raised about $3,000.

And then at the last second, Daddy Warbuck's Blind Charlie stepped up and put his stupid credit card down.

And now the guy's probably living in a shant.

I mean, Johnny's been to Blind Charlie's house.

Remember, Blind Charlie gave Johnny his TV because he can't even see it.

And Johnny said that guy should keep his five. Yeah, it's like an unbelievable thing. Anyway, lo and behold, today's the day or moving over to the piercing plays after. What's the name of the place? I want to give him their credit. Oh, it's called Nathan's. Nathan's. Yeah, Nathan's. This guy was on with us last week. Cool guys pierced a lot of rock stars.

And we'll be there after the show doing a showvertime podcast from his piercing place because the lawyers here tried to shut this down so many times. And we said, no lawyers, you're not going to shut this down. I was hoping they would shut it down. This was the first time in the history of me working here. I was on the side of the lawyers. You really were. right from the beginning, you were like, guys, I don't know if this

can really happen. I wish the lawyers could have shut this down.

And the fact that... Any other bit, you were like, guys, I don't know if this can

really happen. I wish the lawyers could have shut this down. And the fact that-

Any other bit, you're like, let's just do it anyway. Who cares?

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