Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. Your first pair of Jack White tickets for a sold-out show tonight, the Palladium will be happening at some time between now and i don't know 7 a m in fact

omar's got a whole library of the whitest things ali has said and she has said some white ass

things on this show she's always i love a library see that that's very white and somehow

racist that you chose that is a white thing to say but regardless uh ali says white

things he give us an example of one of the many white things ali has said looking here and she

sounds the whitest boobikikins. That's pretty white. That's a white thing. She said... That's a white nickname? Yeah, boobikins, yes. No cool person. Who else says boobikins? Yeah, that's got to be white person. I'm totally. Sure, someone. Anyway, if you hear Allie, if Omar randomly drops in the clip of Ali saying something super white,

we will send you to someone who's even white. I'm sure someone. Anyway, if you hear Ali, if Omar randomly drops in the clip of Ali saying something super white,

we will send you to someone who's even...

Find these just for the whites.

Oh, wow, that was graphic.

That is.

God.

You hear that.

I didn't think it would be that white.

Call us and get yourself tickets to see Jack White tonight at a sold-out show.

We've got lots of tickets, five

pairs to give you to get you in tonight. So just be listening for Allie to say something super

white. And when she does, call us 80052067. The first thing will be dropped upon you at some point

between now and 7 a.m. Get your tickets. Get into the show. Hey, I am a long lineage of white.

Yes, you sure are. All different places, all white places. My last name's Johnson. It's the whitest last name there is. It's Columbus Month, everyone. We're going to tell you how great he was, how he discovered America, and he could do no wrong. Oh, boy. That is another one of those clips. Are we given away all the tickets already? Every pair has been given away.

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