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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. It's a good weekend to drink because you've got to go to Miami on Monday, but a lot of people will be celebrating over the weekend. And you've got the Kentucky Derby if you like playing the ponies.

And everyone has a friend that is into, you know, mainstream bands you everyone knows about. But then they also have these weird side project bands and they want to be the first to know about them and get you into them. And they say, yeah, they're not as cool or as popular as, you know, the foo fighters of the world. But, you know, you'll be in early. And then, and sometimes these are the fans that get mad when the band starts playing bigger venues, because they're like,

this was my little band. Yeah, I know. And I, as a fan of some smaller bands, it is nice because

you want to go to a low-key show where you can have good viewing and, you know, take a price of

five bucks. Exactly. And you can just have a nice evening with some really good live music.

What you don't necessarily want is the person like Jake that will always tell you about these bands he's into. Because he doesn't even, other than like Tool, and there's a few big bands he's a fan of. A lot of these bands he loves are these tiny little bands that no one's ever heard of. but he loves to tell you the story about,

well, this is a side project of the cousin

of one of the guys in Tool.

This is Thomas Keenan, his mayor, James Keenan's fifth cousin or something, and it's like these stories, and you're like, I don't care. He performs where you also can't see him. You can't see either. It's the one thing that runs in the family. They all hide behind the equipment. So anyway, we've decided

in honor of the Kentucky Derby this weekend. Let's see if you can tell the difference between

the names of these horses that are running and some of these bands that Jake is always yapping

about. He recently went to a Mogwai show. He was very excited about that.

That's great. Or the merch the next day. And I would say that that's at least a band i've heard of but but i think the only reason i've actually heard of that band is because jake you've heard of grenlins jake no because jake talks about it i'm like i think i've heard of them and i'm like just yeah for me six months ago i'm like oh god damn it yeah and if you haven't caught up on the show overtime podcast, Jake listed his top 10 bands and it was excruciating.

But it damn it yeah and if you haven't caught up on the show or time podcast Jake listed his top 10 bands and it was excruciated but it was like three of them we've heard of and seven that we've never heard of in our lives and one of them I don't even think it's a band it's like the concept of a band so that's even more annoying they've released no so he'll be like this band has no songs yet, but they did tease an album three years

ago. Yeah, or they put out some arrangement on YouTube. Right. So I don't know. Whatever. Here we go. We will tell you the name, and I'll give you a free one right now, like Flying Mohawk, you would think Flying Mohawk, that sounds like a cool band, I would definitely wear their merch. But Flying Mohawk is actually a horse

that is running in the race

and I'm looking at the odds right now. Flying Mohawk

is a 30 to 1. So if you want to go ahead and get in some action on the ponies, keep an eye on flying Mohawk if you want to make some serious coin. All right, let's say hi to Donovan and Chino. Chance to play the game as we get to know Jake's Dumbands or the horses that are running in the Kentucky Derby.

All right.

You ready for this one?

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