Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

A warning, which you're about to hear, could potentially disturb you a little bit, but it is a public service announcement.

It's our opportunity to help

make sure that everyone you are around over this heat wave that we're currently in, temperature

is going to be 90s, mid to upper 90s, even in the valley. Deep Valley could even get hotter.

Where we are right now, which is Miracle Miles, as high as high 80s, but it's going to change

depending on where you are. I'm sure down by the beach is probably 40 degrees. Regardless, we wanted to make sure that you're not around people that stink like B.O. And sometimes, like Allie yesterday, forgot to wear her deodorant. Day before yesterday. Yesterday I wore deodorant. I brought deodorant with me. Even people that are in the habit of putting it on daily, every once in while they forget when it's super hot outside. Those are the days you do not want to forget your deodorant, which is why we started doing these pit stops to make sure that people were ready for the heat wave because nothing worse than being around someone else who smells like B.O. Even worse than that, actually, when you smell B.O. and then realize, because everyone does that thing where they give themselves the old sniff check, they go, man, something's, oh, wait a minute, that's me. That's a terrible feeling. We were thinking who on the show would be equipped to be a pit tester? And we thought, Jake the Nurt, obviously. He's got his own pit issues. He wears paper towels in his armpits every day. He sweats profusely. He says he has a natural

musk, so he can tell the difference between someone who stinks and someone who just has an odor. Yeah, and a doctor did recommend that he switched to prescription strength deodorant, but he said that it doesn't work. It doesn't work. That's how powerful his pits are. So the last time we sent him out into the streets. We met someone by the name of Joyce, you didn't hear that Or even if you did This was his first encounter with Joyce Moist Joyce as we call her Can I sniff your pits Oh they smell, sure Can you mean? I'm sweating to death I don't know how much they smell But they sure are wet Ugh She's a lovely lady but everything she said was truly revolting. Oh, goodness. Oh, God. See? That's what happens when you get off a train in Burbank. Train travel in Burbank has gone down 300% since this interview happened. Right. The L.A. Metro. So she claims that that's why she was so stanky that day that Jake met her. And that is another day where temperatures got into the mid-90s.

This has been a pit stop on K-Rock. You're going to wipe them now so that I don't have to carry them around anymore. Got a cool rag? So everything she said was gross. But that was Joyce. And Jake said that he ran into her again. he now knows kind of where she hangs out, which ironically is near the bar where Jake goes to on a regular basis.

Yeah, and doesn't she have a nickname there? that he ran into her again, he now knows kind of where she hangs out, which ironically is near the bar where Jake goes to on a regular

basis. Yeah, and doesn't she have a nickname there?

Yes, she does.

Is it Moist Joyce? It is now.

Okay. What was it before?

Chunky Brewster.

Seriously?

Is that her nickname?

And you think that you do not have a nickname at this bar?

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