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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Jay Rock, Klein Alley Show. Some people argue the first date is the most important of all the dates. I think we've agreed around here. It's date number three. Date number three is the one that will seal it. Usually that results in potentially sex if you haven't had it up until that point. Date number three is kind of like, all right, this is not rushing into it. And last night was supposed to be date number three for Jake the nerd. And it was a woman he met recently. I forget how he met her. He met her getting bar audio. Oh, that's right. He met her doing something for this show. Met her out and about. This show is responsible for you getting so much. It's really wild. It's also responsible for me losing it, girlfriend. Right. You blame this show very publicly for costing you your previous relationship. Because it did. You would have lost it anyway. We just sped up the process. Okay. Well, I appreciate it. Jake. She was already remodeling over your living space. She was building over you. She said you had to leave your own bedroom because she was going to put a roof in or something or take a roof out. Keywords, your own bedroom. Yeah. You guys didn't share when you moved in, you didn't even share room. I went over there one time. That was a weirdest night of my life going over there. That situation was weird. Jake warned me, he's like, you can walk to the kitchen, but you may run into her. I was like, what? Yeah, but we could be responsible for you finding your next long-term relationship, someone that you're going to spend the rest of your life with, and you feel really strongly about this girl, right? I am very interested, yes. Right. And people were so excited that you were going on date number three last night. Some of the listener even sent us a song, not a great song, but it was supposed to inspire you. This is called Jake Goes to the Bone Zone. This was sent from a listener that doesn't have a lot of talent, our own star search. Go and rock shopping, put it on the moves tonight. But I will give the guy credit. I mean, for someone who is not a, clearly not in this industry, professional or even amateur level, he did, like, layer his voice. At least he did some echoing, yeah. Yeah, he did some. I mean, if you think about, and by the way, such a perfect song for Jake, you know, using the soundtrack for one of his favorite movies ever, some top gun, but... Go and rock shopping, putting on the moves tonight. Night. Nice. Kiss her on the the cheek third eight in a couple nights

Jake going to the bone zone yeah that's just so terrible ride her into the double zone

so it's not a great song.

I appreciate the effort though.

I know Jake probably likes it.

I feel like it.

Head into the Jake Shacks

snuggled on the couch tonight.

I don't have a couch.

You're watching nothing to lose.

You're gonna get late, all right.

People live vicariously through Jake you know Jake going

to the bone zone

Alright anyway this song is terrible

It goes on for a while

So Jake last night you went to the bone zone

I take it

No

Oh she cancelled on me

Oh well redo the song

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