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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on

0:21.7

the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.3

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.1

They rock. We are Klein Alley Show. A thrifty Thursday means that El Chippo will be sharing with you

0:36.3

something that she did, something that she should not be proud of, but for some reason she is because she's always about saving a buck or two.

0:42.8

And we've learned just this week alone how little you value your own time when it comes to LAX.

0:48.3

You will park at a defunct hotel, then walk to sneak onto a shuttle that's a 10-minute walk away because you don't

0:54.8

actually have a shuttle with where you park. But you say it's all worth it because you paid $20 to

0:58.5

park for three days kind of near the airport. 25. It would have been a 70-minute walk, but I decided

1:04.1

to take the shuttle, make things easy on themselves. Folks, soak that in for just a moment, that

1:09.0

Allie with a young child was prepared to walk 70 minutes from her parking spot to the airport to save 50 bucks on parking.

1:18.2

If I had turned that into a stroller run, it would have been a great exercise.

1:21.3

So, um, so anyway, I, yes, I have found different ways to save money.

1:25.9

And I also was able to save some money at Target because didn't pay for something. You could be banned. I'm going to warn you because I know you're going to tell the story on the radio, and I saw you posted something on Instagram yesterday. They will ban people. There is a, they do keep a list of people that are banned from their stores. Whatever. They'll

1:44.1

keep coming back to me. That's so hardcore. And the last time you were there, the last time you shared a story about Target, it was when you, uh, you, you, you, injured that poor man's car, when you ran into that guy's car. I didn't injure a man's car. He hit me with his car. In the parking lot. Yes, while I was about to run into Target to return something.

1:44.0

Yeah, you wrecked it. Yeah, you wrecked that man's car. She totaled it. Totoed the guy's car. In the parking lot. Yes. While I was about to run into Target to return something.

2:01.1

Yeah, you wrecked it.

2:02.0

I didn't wreck his car.

2:03.4

She totaled it. Totaled the guy's car. I did not. He's fine. Everything. So we'll take your calls already people on the phone that would like to share with us their times that they stole, but they stole for the right reasons. It's time for L. Cheap-o. It's time to talk to the king pen of cheap.

2:00.6

Here she is. It's time for El Cheap-O. It's time to talk to the king pen of Cheap.

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