Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. You know the feeling when you're at a bar and the lights go on and they say, you've got to get the hell out of here because it's closing time. well a lot of people the goal is try to get out of there before that happens i would think the goal

usually at least when i would go out to you know around two in the morning if i can get out of here before 150 before that last call that means i've either succeeded left with someone to hook up with or potentially i've given up on the night and i'm going to go get myself some pizza and go home and call it a night. My wife's goal is to stay till the very last second and become friends with the bartender and keep it going all night long. No sadder feeling that when you are leaving a bar with full lights on and they are mopping the floor behind you as you walk out the door because they want you out of there so badly so that they can all go home, count their tips, and call on a night.

And my wife does not care. There's also a nice crowd that usually gathers of all of the last to hang out. They are all hanging out, mingling, loitering, if you will, by the door of the bar, because even though they've officially been kicked out of the bar, they are not ready to go home. They're not ready to go home. their night has potentially only just begun, and that's where Jake shows up.

And it's time for a round

of closing time.

Closing time.

Turn all of the lights on

over every boy and

every girl. Thank you for coming, but we're now close.

Closing time. One last call for alcohols. Thank you for coming, but we are now close. That's God.

One last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.

That you're a chance to go home now.

Closing time.

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

This time, as always, Jake goes up to the crowd outside the bar.

Jake, were you drinking in the bar or you just went to the closing time crowd?

No, I had a couple beers here before closed.

Yeah, like Jake's one of those guys will show up like in the one o'clock hour.

Be like, like, I only have 50 minutes. Hey, what's going on those guys will show up like in the one o'clock hour. Be like, I only have 50 minutes.

Hey, what's going on, guys.

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