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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. Big personal news for someone on the show. You could string this along over the next few hours and just tease it and tease it and tease it and then disappoints you around 830. But let's go ahead and give it to you now. This is exciting. I don't think we need to tease it. Well, it's big. It's big. It's big for someone, not me. It's not going to change my life even a little bit. Yeah. For you, big deal. Well, if you ever come to my house, it'll change your life. Once again, not going to change my life even a little bit i still think

0:54.7

now you've been to my house once since i've known you no that's false i've been to your house multiple

0:59.0

times i was there for the big ribbon cutting of that stupid rock garden you built that was at my kid's

1:03.6

birthday party oh is that why i was there sick big yeah okay well your kids opened up all of wesley's

1:09.6

presence well they saw presents and they opened them.

1:12.3

Yes, that's right.

1:13.1

And I was never invited back.

1:14.6

And then I think I went to some weird murder mystery you threw one time. Oh, you went to that? Yikes. No, I didn't go to that one, actually. I skipped there. I think you just said you were there. There's a few things you've invited me to I have not gone to, but yes, I have been to your place more than one.

1:10.3

I think at least four times.

1:11.7

No way.

1:12.2

Feels like four times.

1:12.9

I think I've been to one of your seven one i think at least four times no way feels

1:27.6

like four times i think i've been to one of your seven houses well that you've had over the last

1:31.3

ten years i would say come now but i'm packing up again so uh so this is i would say a milestone for

1:37.6

a lot of people when you get a new pet you remember that day you remember where you were what you

1:43.6

did how you picked the pet that

1:45.9

was going to be in your life, you know, for at least 10, 15 years, 20 if you're a cat. And we decided

1:52.8

that we were going to get a new kitten because the cat that we have, we had two. We had to put one

1:57.8

down. So we just had one left. left she's old but she is now getting very

2:02.0

needy and attention seeking and we decided you know what this cat needs some kind of uh distraction

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