Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. A lot of guesses on the text line as to what it is that you accomplished yesterday, which has been on my bucket list since moving to L.A. It's something I cannot believe I've never gotten a chance to experience in real life. And you got to do it. And I'm so upset and so jealous and so angry. God, I've never had such jealousy of you about anything ever. 831 said, did Allie run into a porn star? That's the only thing I can think of that you would be done that many times. Yeah, Klein has meant a million points. Yeah, that means nothing.

There are a dime a dozen things are.

Yeah, that's useless.

So we were here late yesterday again, long meeting, got in my car, did my normal route to the 10 freeway, which is where I start.

One of three freeways I take to get home,

and I opened my lunch, and I undid my window because it was an onion-y salad.

That's it. That's the thing I've always been jealous. And I heard some sirens, which, who cares?

It's L.A. You hear sirens all the time, right? I don't even think about

where they're coming from. Then I start seeing some helicopters, and I was like, oh, maybe there's

some kind of a police chase going on. Who knows? Anyway, I'm just going about my business.

I'm about to turn on the freeway when a black Honda zoom is by me so fast.

And I didn't even put the two and two together.

I was like, oh my gosh, what a jerk.

This is going so fast.

Will you slow down?

Why don't you?

I'm trying to eat my onion salad.

And I was like, damn, I don't even know why this guy's going so fast.

There's a red light up there.

Blows the red light.

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