CLIP- A Lifetime Achievement

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,
0:03.7	so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:04.3	And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.
0:27.3	And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.6	Who will win the Lifetime Achievement Award today on the Klein Alley Show?
0:34.7	There is no greater honor you can receive as a person and or a thing than winning a lifetime achievement award.
0:40.1	It means your entire life was worth something.
0:43.3	Yeah.
0:43.7	And there's a lot of awards we get.
0:45.1	Everything from when you're a kid, you get a sticker.
0:46.8	Hey, good job.
0:47.7	Nice work.
0:48.3	Terrific.
0:49.0	Dude, my kid thinks a sticker is effing incredible.
0:52.0	Yeah, you used to think that meant something.
0:53.3	Then you realize it doesn't really mean much. Sorry kids, if you're on your way to school right now, your sticker doesn't mean much. And then you win other things like, oh, I got a best dad mug for Father's Day. Also, not a real award. Millions of dads get those every year. And then you think, oh, when you get an actual award like the you know you know, an Academy Award or a Grammy, well, now I finally made something of myself. But then they go, stick around because coming up next, it's the Lifetime Achievement Award winner. That's the only one that really matters. Yeah, it's like your entire life has led up to you being a legend and achieving something great. Legend. And that's why we've decided that not all celebrities
1:28.2	are the only people that should be getting
1:29.7	Lifetime Achievement Awards.
1:30.9	There's other people we encounter on a daily basis
1:33.1	that we believe are worth more than just a regular thank you.
1:36.9	And this is why we present you our nominees
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