Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we will go around the NFL with Dan Gratziano of Georgetown.

And we'll talk some baseball with Mark Fein-Sand. But first, how about little commerce?

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I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

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The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead.

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You're faced with the McDonald's side mission.

Do you, A, join the ever-growing Q,

or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's.

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Start your side mission today.

Previously on the Tony Cornhizer show.

And then in the 10th grade, my teacher came to me and she said, listen, my English teacher, she goes, listen, you're funny, but I got a class to teach here.

If you can shut up the entire class, I'll give you the last five minutes. She goes, you can get up the last five minutes and whatever. So I would just sit there and think about what I was going to say. Then she'd say, okay, here you go. and I would go up there and just I'd be like,

all right, so we took the Christmas tree out of the attic last night.

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