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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right, $5. |
| 0:25.2 | Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. |
| 0:27.2 | Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.4 | K-Rock K-Rott-Kline Alley Show, what is the one drink that you should never order on a plane, |
| 0:36.1 | according to experts? |
| 0:37.6 | This is what the Internet has to tell us and we will find out with clickbait. |
| 0:45.6 | As Plain would say, the internet was invented for two reasons and two reasons only. |
| 0:50.9 | Clickbait and masturbate. We can only do one of them on the radio so here we go this is |
| 0:55.5 | the one drink that you should never order on a plane according to experts health experts |
| 1:01.5 | we'll start with you omar do you have a guess so a drink that you should not order on a plane |
| 1:08.5 | i'm going to go with um coffee because i think the brewer, whatever they're brewing, is like all the calcium, all the buildup. They don't clean that machine. They just use it. And the coffee is terrible, too. Grody-ass coffee machine. Yep. I'm going to say coffee. Bad coffee. Jake, do you have a guess? I would, the only thing I could think of it would be some sort of alcoholic mixed drink because of the kind of the same reason |
| 1:30.0 | but also because alcohol is bad for you at an altitude. |
| 1:33.7 | Ah, right. |
| 1:34.6 | Well, they do say at high altitudes that you shouldn't have too much to drink because it'll fin your blood and then it screws up everything. |
| 1:41.3 | Sounds great. |
| 1:41.9 | But drinking up in the air is wonderful, wonderful thing to do. Phenessa, do you have a guess? |
| 1:47.2 | You stop me. |
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