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back with this one according to an er doctor these are two things you should never do on an airplane according to an er doctor two things you should never do while on an airplane, according to an ER doctor.

Two things you should never do while on an airplane could very possibly save your life.

What are the two things you should never do on a plane according to an ER?

I have to name both things.

Doctor, you just name one.

I'll tell you both, though.

So I feel like they always tell you you got to get up and walk around, even though that's super annoying to have to do that and be that person. They say that to like avoid clotting or something. Yeah, I think it's going to be a clotting thing. They say never do. They say never do. So you're saying never. I'm saying never like sit there. Like never just sit the whole time. Never raw dog and sit the entire time on the flight. You must walk around.

All right. Interesting.

DJ Omar. I'm saying never like sit there. Never just sit the whole time. Never raw dog and sit the entire time on the flight.

You must walk around. All right. Interesting. DJ Omar Khan, according to ER doctors, these are the things you should never do on a plane. There's two things they mention. Yeah, I think it's along those same lines. I think you should never take off your socks because I hear from time to time that people with low circulation have to wear compression socks, especially when you're flying.

Yeah, because your circulation gets all jacked. People like to take off their socks to really make themselves popular with the other flyers. Right. Looking at barefoot. You've got to show off these tutsies. Show this gangly toe here. Weird ass bent pinky toe. That doesn't make sense. Jake, speaking of that, you have the weirdest.

I think you have the weirdest toe.

He has a dwarf toe.

What do we call jar, jar pinks, right? Yeah, because it's a little pinky toe. Toby one canobe. Now, we're not calling a Toby one canobie. It's not that cool, dude. It's jar, jar pinks. Sorry. Sorry, dude. I know you wanted us to call your weird toe Toby one.

You are jar jar pinks.

I'm Toby one.

Accept it. What is the answer?

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